This week's Best of Me:

I hate how dirt and grime feel. The way walking barefoot across a hardwood floor leaves tiny particles of rocks and dirt and dog hair stuck to the sole of your foot. You end up tracking it everywhere and it gets in your bed and you just feel disgusting. With carpeted floors all the tiny wiry fibers trap the hairs and dirt and you feel cleaner because it's not stuck to you. Houses are way dirty.