F*#kMonkey!

So you make plans. It doesn't matter what kind of plans they are so long as you make them with other people. The first person you talk to says maybe, that it depends but they can probably do it. The second person says absolutely and you're ready to go. This is oh, say, five days in advance. The day before you are set to carry out your plans you check with everybody and all is good so you spend the next morning cleaning and what not so that your evening can be fun and worry free. You know the first person will be late because they have a previous engagement so you call the second person to double check on when they'll be arriving. They don't answer and you leave a message. They call you back and ask if you can move your plans to tomorrow instead because they have "work" that needs to be finished. You ask if they can ask their parents again. They say they'll call you back. When "in five minutes" becomes two hours you call them again and are forced to leave a message. Five minutes later you receive a text from person one. It says "she's not coming". Now you know that not only did person one lie to you about what they were doing, they didn't even have to courtesy to return your call. Now person two has no reason to come because you can't carry out your plans unless all three of you are there so you tell person two not to worry about it and that you'll reschedule. You're still royally pissed at person two. So you see, you may think your friends are reliable or dependable, but they're not. Some are, yes, and some can be trusted and counted on, but most of them, the ones you usually think are pretty cool, turn out to be lying, undependable assholes. Have a great day!