I HATE Airports

I HATE AIRPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
First thing's first: having a seven hour layover in the Newark Airport sucks ASS! phew... ok out of my system (NOT!) They won't let us into the presidents club because my dad isn't with us and apparently his lifetime membership that they gave him like twenty years ago doesn't apply to his immediate family unless he's present. Needless to say I had one of those moments where I visualize myself jumping the counter and smashing the attendant's face into the computer only to realize a half second later that I'd only imagined doing it and walk glumly down the stairs to join the rest of the common folk. Yes, it's a tangent and yes I'm aware my grammar went in all kinds of weird and incorrect directions but I've been up since well, for most of you, yesterday night so I really don't give a rat's ass about my grammar or lack thereof. I did just use thereof though so that's got to count for something. Scotland, all in all, was pretty awesome and no, I didn't blog everyday like I said I would. I also didn't include very much detail when i did blog because, let's face it, I suck at writing about places I visit. It's one of those "you had to be there" kind of things. I mean, things will happen during the day that I'm sure are going to be hilarious later and then when I sit down to write them I say to myself, "Well Fuck, that wasn't that funny after all."

So there you have it... I'm stuck in an airport with nothing interesting to do. I considered stealing one of the courtesy cart things but getting detained won't help to expedite my travel so... :P. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I just screamed a little bit inside. you really needed to know that I'm sure.

My thought process is slowing down meaning, I think, that my Starbucks frozen thingy that I'm pretty sure I stole from someone else is wearing off. Before you accuse me of petty theft and disown me I need to clarify that the lady handed me two drinks and shoved me out of the way so i just left. I only ordered an iced tea but I ended up with that and my frozen coffee thing so I drank them both to keep from keeling over and went on my hyperactive merry way. 8D
I also have some Scottish sugar cubes in my bag... I think I'll eat those and see what happens. For those of you that know me well, and those of you that don't, I'm bound to get into a wee bit of mischief now! Mwahahaha!

Toodles!

xoxo
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